because all of my other cool kid friends were doing it, i decided to do it too
Your name is EYVEAU VIGALI. Your Trollian handle is contestedAffliction. Your blood is an UGLY SAP GREEN. Your LUSUS is a PENGUIN. You are the CONSUL of TIDEWATER who fights through the LAND OF ICE AND CASTLES, or at least you WOULD HAVE if your ENTIRE RACE hadn't been KILLED. Also, you CAN'T SWIM VERY WELL, which is a little IRONIC, considering you LIVE NEAR THE OCEAN, your title is related TO THE OCEAN, and your lusus SWIMS IN THE OCEAN very frequently. Your STRIFE SPECIBI is of the CURTAINRODKIND, and occasionally KEEP THE CURTAIN ON so you can use it as SOME KIND OF RETARDED FLAG. You use the GRAB BAG sylladex, which causes you to pull out a random item. Your one horn curves up while the other curves down. You have a JOYSTICK on your shirt. You think it happens to be KICKIN' RAD.You occasionally use emoticons, but they are simple ones and are limited to :> and :<. Your typing quirk represents crosshairs and just looking silly, and is a|| |{}wercase with n{} punctuati{}n yet perfect spe||ing but y{}u rep|ace the |etter "L" with "|" and the|etter "o" with {}.